Despite living in London for many years and being intensively coached, well known detective, Hercule Poirot, admits that he still doesn’t know how to use some relatively common English words. Speaking to a reporter, Mr Poirot, [read...]
Vegetarians have accused the BBC’s Andrew Neill of having an excessively meaty face. ‘It looks like a well-aged sirloin steak and the top reminds you of when you get a pork scratching with a hair in it’, [read...]
‘It just happened,’ said septuagenarian Geoff Taylor of his big breakthrough. ‘After months of mistakenly calling Chloe by the name of Tom’s ex-wife, I just got it.’ ‘He was doubly pleased with himself because it happened just in time for Tom and Chloe’s visit on Boxing Day,’ his wife Jan explained. [read...]
In stark contrast to the savaging received by Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn at the hands of Andrew Neil earlier this week, it’s understood that bumbling buffoon and lily-livered craven coward Boris Johnson will receive a somewhat less spiky and bruising reception when he appears on Marr tomorrow. [read...]
