Health officials have agreed to reclassify a vague queasiness as a verifiable condition, as serious as stage 4 cancer, the bubonic plague or time spent with Michael Gove. It is understood, now, that such a feeling is a clear indication of an onset of a need to swap TV channels, [read...]
Having been kept away from the public since his reported comment that Immigrants make excellent kindling, Jacob Rees- Moggs has burst back onto the public stage with his thoughts on Life expectancy in Britain. [read...]
With the UK manufacturing and construction industries in recession and the wider economy no longer bumbling along but showing signs of complete breakdown, one group of directors have nevertheless come out clearly in favour of a future Tory government. [read...]
Urban environmentalists have launched a campaign to raise awareness of the increased detarmacation of the world’s concrete jungles. [read...]
Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’. Mr. Trump had excitedly booked a flight to the UK, [read...]
