Organisers of the climate change summit have been criticised for choosing to hold it on a working replica of the permanently flying Skybase from Captain Scarlet.
‘It makes sense.’ said a spokesman. ‘Instead of world leaders all flying to Glasgow, we simply fly the summit to them. In addition, I’ve always wanted a Skybase and, while it did cost £420 million billion pounds and consumes 130 tons of fuel per second, it’s so cool that it counteracts global warming.’
‘And, incidentally, not flying to Glasgow should be reason enough.’