London apologises for giving false impression of community spirit


London has expressed its regret for any misunderstanding caused by citizens coming together to deal with a terrorist incident last week. The capital wishes to reassure everyone that such behaviour is very rare, and the practice of ignoring all other people within one’s vicinity while frantically going about one’s daily business has been fully restored.

Following the joint effort to suppress a man armed with a knife on London Bridge, there was a fear that commuters may feel obliged to acknowledge the existence of fellow passengers while being jostled together on the Underground. But London claims that all has returned to anti-social normality and everyone can go back to silently pretending that there’s something worth reading in The Metro.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2019 by

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