Party leaders vow to repeat tour of Britain next year


All three main party leaders have said they plan to tour Britain for three weeks again next year. Prime Minister Boris Johnson said today that the last three weeks have been the ‘best fun I’ve had in years – travelling in a bus, meeting lots of new women, sleeping in a different bed every night – sometimes two.’

Said Jeremy Corbyn: ‘I’ve had so many tips for my allotment I should be busy for another two years. The manure I’ve been sent should be useful, too. Jo Swinson said she was ready to start campaigning ‘as soon as possible. In fact it looks like my diary is clear after Thursday.’

Tour management experts are suggesting a repeat tour of the UK could be scheduled for next February, April and a summer tour in June. ‘This is just like a Rolling Stones tour, without the drugs. Or the talent.’

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