The Conservative Party has vowed to root out bigotry and racism in all its forms, though mainly in Labour. ‘If Jeremy Corbyn won’t investigate anti-Semitism, then we will,’ said a party spokesman, adding, ‘in the Labour Party, [read...]
Free online training is being made available for the public on how to use parts of a whale’s anatomy to combat terrorist. Allegedly barnacles can be used as ninja stars, teeth can double as switch-knives and a Blue Whale’s 6ft penis makes a perfect fish-flavoured cosh. [read...]
We can exclusively reveal that, in the Doctor Who New Year’s Day Special episode, the Doctor will temporarily fix the TARDIS’s chameleon circuit causing the TARDIS to change from a Police Box into a Goggle Box. [read...]
Russia say there would be nothing to gain from meddling in the UK General Election saying they could not possibly make things any worse than they already are. With just a few more shambolic days of campaigning left for UK politicians, [read...]
