A turkey from Norfolk is said to be furious after discovering a Tory activist he had befriended as a chick had tricked him into believing they had ‘something special going on’ when he really intends to cook him later this week. [read...]
NewsBiscuit, a shadowy, secretive website which poses as an amusing source of satire but which is actually an energetic, investigative journalistic resource, passionately committed to always, consistently, telling the whole and absolute impartial truth about absolutely everything at all times and secretly relied on as an honest, [read...]
Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
The government has condemned the practice of holding nativity plays in polling stations, disrupting the now almost annual event known as a General Election. ‘Scenes of five year old children acting like adults doesn’t mix well with adults acting like children,’ complained a government advisor. [read...]
