Turkey thought Tory activist was his friend


A turkey from Norfolk is said to be furious after discovering a Tory activist he had befriended as a chick had tricked him into believing they had ‘something special going on’ when he really intends to cook him later this week.

‘He was very friendly at first, he would often feed me with me crumbs and titbits, but now I can see it was all just a cover,’ said Bernard, a plump 12lb Bourbon Red from Gretcham. ‘I did have my suspicions about the Tory and his intentions, especially when Laura Kuenssberg started plucking my feathers during the week, but I didn’t see this coming. What hurts most is that he’s not even waiting until Christmas Day – it looks like he’s going to roast me on Thursday night.’

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