Millions of voters trying to work out what they’ve won

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Celebrations have been taken place up and down the country in a rather muted way as Conservative voters try and decide what they’re celebrating.

Arthur Jenkins of Clacton paused in mid blow of his party horn to shout; “At last, we’re going to be able to do, er something or other, we couldn’t do before because of Brussels.”

Mrs S Buckley chipped in; “I’ve made a list of what I’m finally going to do once Boris gets us out of Brexit.” When pressed, Mrs Buckley admitted; “The first item is make a list, number two is ask Arthur for his list so I can get some more ideas. But we’re going to do it, at last.”

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