Barrister Charges Family Of Deceased Fox £500 Consultancy Fee

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Speaking to the press the barrister said: ‘The fox in question sought my professional guidance on what the probable penalty would be, if he were to be apprehended, charged and convicted of breaking and entering, causing criminal damage and inflicting cruelty on, and the theft of, domestic poultry’ explained the lawyer. ‘I gave a the fox a comprehensive and fully detailed reply, and am now seeking the payment of my fee’.

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