Lidl has said it will replace cartoon characters with Labour leadership candidates on its own brand cereal boxes from next week. The rebranded packaging, will hopefully prevent children from habitually eating unhealthy food, as they will always associate the sugary cereals with the sickly grins of the fawning, [read...]
The foreign exchange company has had to turn off all computer systems after a pub landlord tried to exchange the contents of a 1960’s swear jar for a holiday fund of ‘francs and pesetas’. Trevor Hull (57) confused the teller with his hoard of bronze looking coins and collection of pounds from the Isle of… [read...]
Danny Dyer will appear on the next £20 note, it has emerged. The English actor will controversially replace artist JMW Turner as the Banknote Character Advisory Committee’s number one choice. According to Bank of England Governor, [read...]
The sleepy county of Midsomer has now gone fifteen days without a grisly murder, something even its oldest residents can’t remember happening before. Locals fear they’ll never be on TV again if someone isn’t strangled or hacked to death soon. [read...]
