The Ballad of Meghan and Harry

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Standing in the dock at Sandringham

Waiting for the family to judge

Don’t care what you say

We’re goin’ away

We’re living in Canada from today.

 

The men from the press say “we wish you success ”

But then we know that hey’re liars anyway.

 
Christ you know it ain’t easy

You know how hard it can be,

The way things are going

They’re gonna crucify me.

Way things are going

They’re gonna crucify me

 

Meghan and Archie’s caught the early plane back

To Canada out of the way of the flack,

The newspapers said

she’s turned his head,

But the Mounties said

“It’s good to have the both of you back..”

 

Christ you know it ain’t easy

You know how hard it can be

The way thing are going

They’re gonna crucify me.

 

Earning our own money for a rainy day

Setting up a new charity…Sussex!

Last night the wife said

“Oh boy when your dead

Don’t take nothing with you but your Dole…(Box No.3)..Think!”

 

Made a lightening trip to Harrods,

Eating chocolate cake in a bag

The Mail and Express said

“She’s gone to his head

He’ll do anything just for a shag!”

 

Christ you know it ain’t easy,

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

They’re gonnoa crucify me.

 
Lyrics by Lenin & Mccluskey

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2020 by

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