Standing in the dock at Sandringham
Waiting for the family to judge
Don’t care what you say
We’re goin’ away
We’re living in Canada from today.
The men from the press say “we wish you success ”
But then we know that hey’re liars anyway.
Christ you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be,
The way things are going
They’re gonna crucify me.
Way things are going
They’re gonna crucify me
Meghan and Archie’s caught the early plane back
To Canada out of the way of the flack,
The newspapers said
she’s turned his head,
But the Mounties said
“It’s good to have the both of you back..”
Christ you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way thing are going
They’re gonna crucify me.
Earning our own money for a rainy day
Setting up a new charity…Sussex!
Last night the wife said
“Oh boy when your dead
Don’t take nothing with you but your Dole…(Box No.3)..Think!”
Made a lightening trip to Harrods,
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The Mail and Express said
“She’s gone to his head
He’ll do anything just for a shag!”
Christ you know it ain’t easy,
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonnoa crucify me.
Lyrics by Lenin & Mccluskey
