New Airbnb listing, Windsor


Central Windsor/Eton SL4 2JG
‘ Frogmore Cottage’

Entire home
You’ll have the place to yourself. Former occupants are on extended exile in Canada. Airport transfers available on request if you don’t have your own limo to pick you up from the private jet.

Meghan swears your interests are her main concern, though she’s really only in it for herself. She won’t be around to bother you anyway.

The Property
The historic Georgian Grade II listed cottage has recently been refurbished with no regard for cost, complete with sprung-floor yoga studio, vegan-infused paint and extensive insulation to protect you from reality. Handy for Thames cruises, cute local shops and of course the largest working castle in the world. Ideal for living out fantasies of being important, but Thorpe Park and Legoland are only a short drive away for those seeking real thrills or even more artificial fairytale constructions.

Free parking and Wi-Fi. 24/7 Security Guard also available at huge expense. Neighbours are old and keep to themselves. You may dream of having them round for tea but forget it.

Sleeping Arrangements
Don’t ask.

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