Malcolm Follet (45) has been accused of stealing Gwyneth Paltrow’s idea to monetarize objects that smell like her body parts. Mr Follet has eclipsed GOOP’s ‘vagina candle’, with a t-shirts with the aroma of vinegar, a towel with the bouquet of arse and suspicious looking loofah-sponge, that reeks of stilton.
GOOP also complained that copyright was infringed of their jade vagina egg, by Mr. Follet’s suggestion of spicing up your ‘trouser parts’ by slipping an after-eight mint under your foreskin. Their site also sells ‘sex dust’, while Malcolm offers a bobble hat filled with dandruff.
Mr. Follet’s ‘MAN GLOOP’ range is suspiciously similar. With Miss Paltrow describing her lady-parts as smelling like ‘geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed’, while Malcolm says his willy simply ‘pongs a bit’.
The profit margins are perhaps where the two sites differ; Miss Paltrow has $15,000 dildos, whereas as Mr. Follet only charges £25 to come around to your house ‘to give you a good seeing to’,