0
Autocorrect to be suspenders until father notices
Steaming bathtub, Auto-correct is to be effectively fried with Imodium effects, it has emerged. [read...]
Daily Archives: January 18, 2020
0
Post-Christmas cycle of cheese left over/biscuits left over set to continue
Across the nation, households are struggling to finish up the stockpiles of cheese and biscuits bought for the festive season without being left with too much cheese for the remaining biscuits, or too many biscuits for the remaining cheese. [read...]
0
Pope asks God if he can be ‘less Popey’
His Holiness the Pope has asked God if it’s OK to be a bit less ‘Pontifical’. A conference call with the deity and diverse angels in the realms of glory was last week held to discuss the matter. [read...]