Candidates for the leadership of the Labour Party will forced to undergo a series of ordeals to test their socialist purity. They will dumped in a lake of media of lies, if they float they are a Blairite and if they sink, [read...]
A man is applying the same level of care and attention to his chin rug that one would normally attribute to a new foal attempting to walk, even though his general hygiene level has reached a level at which ‘Stig of the Dump’ [read...]
DUP Spokesman, Sammy Wilson, is set to be charged over breach of parliamentary rules and privileges for failing to declare in the register of members that he is also Coronation Star Big Jim McDonald. However he will first have to be ‘talked round’ [read...]
Children across the world have united in a gigantic global fund raising event to raise £30m to help the BBC cope with the crises and scandals it faces. [read...]
Antiques expert and ‘cheap as chips’ television presenter, David Dickinson, was accidentally sold at an antiques auction yesterday after the auction house staff mistook him for an ornately carved teak bookend. [read...]
