DUP Spokesman, Sammy Wilson, is set to be charged over breach of parliamentary rules and privileges for failing to declare in the register of members that he is also Coronation Star Big Jim McDonald. However he will first have to be ‘talked round’ by specially trained conflict resolution police officers after commandeering a Palace of Westminster meeting room.
In the middle of an interview concentrating on his party’s likely course of action after having been thrown under the bus by Boris Johnson, he was suddenly asked if in fact is actually Big Jim.
The East Antrim MP suddenly went into meltdown, kidnapped a cameraman and is now holed-up in and refusing to come out until he gets assurances he’s not going to have to go to ‘The Big House’ again.
Meanwhile actor Charles Lawson has released a statement through his agent: ‘What? Me and Sammy Wilson… the same person? For God’s sake will ye away and catch yourself on!’