eBay purchases of Coronavirus will still take 20-30 days to arrive


The government COBRA committee is convening to see if the Coronavirus outbreak is serious enough to affect UK commerce.  ‘Tens of thousands of people buy goods that originate in China every day, and any interruption to the supply chain could hit British consumers, therefore the City which finances much of this trade, hard,’ said a government spokesman who added, after prompting, ‘and of course the impact on tax returns from eBay.’

After more prompting the spokesman retracted the eBay comment as ‘churlish and inappropriate as they don’t pay tax’.  He also retracted the comment about ‘the poor suffering people in Yuhan Province either suffering from the disease or at risk of falling to it’, but then remembered he hadn’t mentioned that either, so didn’t.

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