‘The irresistible combination of pointless conjecture and stating the bleeding obvious, has previously led to the presenters burrowing dangerously closely to each other’s arses’ . [read...]
With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official state funeral in its honour.
Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference after all news outlets were barred from attending, [read...]
Thompson celebrated midnight on January 31st with a small glass of wine. Then a large glass of wine. Then a whole bottle of Jagermeister. Then got some sleep before getting up and pouring vodka on a bowl of corn flakes. [read...]