All umbrellas will be now be sold inside out and with pre-existing irreparable structural damage, it has been reported. With Storm Ciara set to pass the heavy rain and driving winds baton onto another Storm, [read...]
The Prime Minister has agreed to combine, the Scots/Irish bridge and a bunch of flowers into a turbo-charged method for jettisoning British citizens. Not content with stripping the Windrush generation of their rights, Mr. Johnson will now be sending people who have lived in Britain since childhood, [read...]
A Government spokesman today confirmed that a multi-departmental committee is examining plans for the construction of a zipwire linking Scotland to Northern Ireland. “The Scotland-Northern Ireland Zipwire, or SNIZ, as the project is known, will bring equality of opportunity to infrastructure projects in the North,’ [read...]
