In a surprise development, Grant Shapps has brought the UK closer to neutral greenhouse emissions by at least fifteen years by scrapping the sale of all vehicles that produce greenhouse gases from next Wednesday ‘or Thursday at the latest’. [read...]
Since Britain left the European Union two-weeks ago, one Mrs Farage has been trying to remind her husband Nigel that he is now free to regrout the grotty old tiles in the bathroom. “I asked Nigel to do something about those tiles back in the spring of 1992,” [read...]
After being caught halfway through a smashed window, Wirral resident Nigel Palmer told police he’d had a long and frustrating day trying to see an NHS doctor. Palmer said it had all started when he found a nasty rash on his abdomen. [read...]
