Daily Archives: February 14, 2020

Grant Shapps scraps petrol, diesel and hybrid cars from Wednesday

throngsman
News In Brief
February 14, 2020

In a surprise development, Grant Shapps has brought the UK closer to neutral greenhouse emissions by at least fifteen years by scrapping the sale of all vehicles that produce greenhouse gases from next Wednesday ‘or Thursday at the latest’. [read...]

‘Nigel now free to regrout bathroom’ says Mrs Farage

Crayon
News In Brief
February 14, 2020

Since Britain left the European Union two-weeks ago, one Mrs Farage has been trying to remind her husband Nigel that he is now free to regrout the grotty old tiles in the bathroom. “I asked Nigel to do something about those tiles back in the spring of 1992,” [read...]

‘This Government is in chaos’ claims admiring Corbyn

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Ticker
February 14, 2020

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Sajid Javid Memorial Medal To Be Struck

Walter Eagle
Ticker
February 14, 2020

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Sea cruise holidays getting statistically longer.

Dick Everyman
Ticker
February 14, 2020

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