Boris ‘leapt through hoops’ to get Cummings on board


It has been revealed that in order to get Dominic Cummings working for him, Boris Johnson had to drink 6 pints of beer and then hop around the garden at No.10 on one leg shouting bibble, bibble, bibble.

When questioned about this, Boris replied, ‘well I desperately needed him on the team, the bloke’s a genius. Amongst the other splendid ideas he’s come up with are that everyone at No. 10 should have to wear green anoraks and woolly hats. Although he’s let me off wearing the woolly hat, because he says it would ruin my hair.’


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