Daily Archives: February 23, 2020

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Man to undergo hipster-replacement surgery

A.Mantra
From The Archives
February 23, 2020

43-year old Kevin Waters, who changed his name, or ‘culturally realigned’ as he calls it, to just ‘Cobi’, is to undergo pioneering hipster-replacement surgery. Cobi has taken the decision following a long period of reflection and discussions with his wife, [read...]

“Blue passports bailed us out, why not you flood victims too?” beams Johnson

Benvoleo
Politics
February 23, 2020

With half the country underwater, man of the people, Boris Johnson, showed real leadership today by proudly posing with a blue passport the EU never once stopped the UK from having. ‘What good does me pretending to care do? [read...]