The White House has gone strangely quiet over invasion plans for Iran, claiming it was all a big misunderstanding and that there was no need for ‘face to face’ diplomatic meetings. Iran has welcomed the news and was sure it had nothing to do with its citizens coughing into oil barrels, [read...]
The Home Office has announced that tests for coronavirus will include asking the virus which food is associated with Scotland, when is bonfire night and the size of the lake district. ‘We expect most pathogens to be able to answer these questions, [read...]
When the aqua park is finally completed, it will boast over 25 water slides, 6 wave pools, 3 restaurants, an aquarium as well as retail space. The size of the project will make it the largest aqua park in France and the biggest ‘whitewash’ [read...]
A Cobra meeting has been called following a dramatic rise in the risk of Government ministers making a damaging gaffe. Members of the cabinet, along with the Prime Minister, have been advised not to travel to known gaffe-prone areas of the UK that have been badly affected by record levels of potential gaffe making opportunities…. [read...]
