UK Coronavirus tests ‘to include citizenship questions’


The Home Office has announced that tests for coronavirus will include asking the virus which food is associated with Scotland, when is bonfire night and the size of the lake district.

‘We expect most pathogens to be able to answer these questions, so we’re adding a few more just to make sure the UK is safe,’ said a Home Office spokesman.  Additional questions will include ‘how many children has Boris Johnson got?’ and ‘Do you know where Boris Johnson is, really is?’  The spokesman said that the Home Office is sure that no virus will cross our borders with those questions, adding, ‘Should the virus fail to score at least 80%, then it simply won’t be allowed to infect UK citizens,’ adding ‘however Priti Patel has indicated a lower score is acceptable for foreigners on UK soil.’

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Posted: Feb 27th, 2020 by

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