An 11 year old girl has transformed herself during her sleep and become a total bitch.
“She was perfect” said her father, “we used to do things together, drawing, games etc, and she loved going shopping with my wife, we were the perfect family.
I used to call her Angel, It’s like she went to witches school one night, or had a secret meeting with the mother in law, when she came down for breakfast she appeared as spawn of the devil. Now when I drop her to school I have to park down the road so her friends can’t see. An expert on such matters said “Don’t worry, It only lasts 7 years*”
*Officially it’s 7 years, a government statistic used to reduce the self harm rates by middle aged parents. Unofficially add ten and keep counting.