Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse kick off 2020 World Tour


An agent for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse has announced their first World Tour since 1939 after it was thought that the group had finally split up in 1945.

“I’m please to report that the Fab Four are back with a vengeance, and ready to take the World by storm, as well as by swarms of locusts, pestilence and floods.”

After some solo successes, including a blazing tour of Australia and appearances in the Middle East, the Four Horsemen decided it was about time they joined forces once again.

The first leg of their tour in China was kept under wraps following government intervention, however they still managed to capture the hearts and lungs of many people who were happy to spread the word far and wide.

A European tour is currently underway with plans to hit the USA in the next few weeks.

“The boys are really looking forward to their North American tour and have offered to make a benefit appearance in Washington on behalf of the millions of American people who already know what it is like to suffer.”

President Trump said on Twitter, “It’s fantastic that these guys are coming to the White House. As an expert on fire and brimstone my Vice President, Mike Pence will be doing the meeting and greeting.”

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2020 by

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