Criminals welcome UK withdrawal from Euro warrant


Criminals up and down the country are celebrating the government’s decision to withdraw from the euro warrant.

“This is the Brexit I voted for”, enthused ‘Fingers’ McGuire, “I can do some ‘work’ in France, come back here and good luck to anyone trying to get me back,” he said, insisting he wasn’t bothered by the lack of a maroon coloured passport.  “I’ve got a drawer full of them,” he said.

Mr McGuire also welcomed restrictions on foreign workers.

“I’m fed up with immigrants coming over and stealing my job of, er, stealing.”

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