In a week that saw the film industry reveal that Apple refuses to allow ‘the bad guys’ in films use Apple products, a report suggests that in real life this might actually be the norm. [read...]
A leaked email to Cabinet ministers has disclosed that the Prime Minister is urging them to make more babies or to quote, ‘to get up the duff’, in order to cover up bad news stories in the run up to the UK’s departure from the EU in December. [read...]
Manufacturers of cups, plates, mugs and bottled goods have been banned from putting fiddly little sticky labels on their products that refuse to peel off, even if dipped in a bath of sulphuric acid. Said one consumer services spokesman: ‘Enough’s enough. [read...]
