While the rest of the world closes airports, schools and branches of Woolworths, Britain has decided to go it alone with the Coronavirus. Instead of avoidance, the UK has an embraced a policy of full, [read...]
‘Self-isolate?’ scoffs Dan Everhard in between gulps of his third double macchiato of the morning. [read...]
As Covid-19 tightens its grip across the UK almost everyone has said: ‘Jesus Christ, no no no, please, anyone but that self-serving plonker in charge of our fate, we’d even take Grayling.’ [read...]
The penis has won the highest accolade at the annual British Design Awards. Simon Cardwell, president of the Design Council, said ‘It’s time to recognise the penis as a design classic that’s never gone out of style’. [read...]
Supermarkets across the UK say they are running dangerously low on all food supplies although nearly all stocks of porridge remain unaffected. They say all fresh, frozen and tinned produce are now gone and there are just a handful of dried pulses still remaining. [read...]
