The grandparents, Jane and Dave Johnston, issued the denial after their son and daughter-in-law suggested they were using the coronavirus, and the elderly’s susceptibility to it, as an excuse to avoid babysitting duties. [read...]
Mistresses across Italy are said to be heartbroken and neglected after the government’s cancellation of all sporting events gave their lovers no excuses to slip away from their wives. [read...]
Sit-com makers and broadcasters are panic buying existing stocks of canned laughter, and have left dubbing suites shelves empty. [read...]
Thoughts of eternal bliss in the company of vampire heart-throb Robert Pattinson and the ethereal Kristen Stewart swam through her head when 16 year old Trudy Bellamy took her vampire oath at the back of the East Grinstead community centre. [read...]
Radio 4’s Desert Island is the latest territory to fall victim to the coronavirus pandemic, with the number of castaways, dead or alive, nearing 3200 and many – including Leopold Stokowski and Basil Brush – [read...]
