Peak internet activity creates monster jizzberg in London sewer


Thames Water engineers report finding a huge 60-tonnes jizzberg blocking up a sewer in East London. Roughly the size of three double-decker buses, it is believed the berg has formed at record-breaking speed, due to huge numbers of so-called workers now spending more enforced leisure time in front of their laptops.

Specialist units have been working around the clock to remove the congealed mass of tissue-wrapped jizz, using high-powered water jets and industrial-strength pneumatic drilling equipment. Thames Water network protection teams have also been visiting the homes of repeat offenders whose data usage has gone through the roof to remind them to ‘Toss it, Tissue it, Bin it’.

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2020 by

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