Daily Archives: March 28, 2020

paddles
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Shit Creek paddle company ‘liquidated’

The company which supplies paddles that help rescue canoers and others from difficult situations which cause a public stink has ceased trading after reporting ‘turdulent marketing conditions.’ SCPC’s CEO Derek Smythe told reporters ‘Given recent events over the past year we expected much higher demand for our product than was actually realised, [read...]

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Introverts quite enjoying this

While most of Britain is profoundly depressed about not being able to go to the pub, see friends or attend sporting events, one group is finding the coronavirus lockdown rather refreshing. The nation’s introverts say that enforced isolation with only their own company is a blessed relief, [read...]

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