Officials concerned at the scrabbling noises from the back of a No. 10 wardrobe yesterday were appraised by the feverish PM that he was seeking to open diplomatic relations with Narnia as part of his effort to improve the supply of much needed ventilators to the NHS. [read...]
With so few people out on the main streets of London the downturn in the capital’s valuables removal work is reaching crisis point. An industry spokesman who just wanted to be identified as “Fingers” pleaded for help from the Government. [read...]
With its hands already more than full the world has greeted the news of a new 17-minute Bob Dylan song, Murder Most Foul, with a collective groan quickly followed by anger bordering on incandescent rage. [read...]
