Around the world, governments are funding a desperate race to develop a vaccine for the novel coronavirus, before they are forced to concede higher wages and better working conditions for the millions of key workers that everyone now suddenly realises society depends on. [read...]
Under-fire Premiership footballers have reassured the public that they are still great entertainment value for their average salary of £57,692 and 31 pence per week – yes, even if you’re shit! Long accused of getting paid a King’s ransom for ‘just’ [read...]
The BBC announced today that, in the absence of any soap operas or sport to broadcast, it was reviving the old favourite “Hancock’s Half Hour”. The series features the hapless Matt Aloysius St John Hancock, [read...]
Travel plans cancelled by Coronavirus? Feel trapped under lockdown? Never fear! With the aid of our step by step guide, you can embark on a world tour without taking a single step outdoors. 1. Create replica destinations Do your best to build a Thai-style temple using carefully stacked kitchen utensils and tinned food, [read...]
A ConHome poll of Tory members this week indicated that 62% would vote for the Brexit Party in EU elections, less than a quarter would vote for their own party and one in two would rather have a nap than vote at all. [read...]
