Donald Trump took aim today at a another supposed adversary he believes responsible for failing to save the world from the current global pandemic, Doctor Who. This comes despite the fact that Who has generally been seen as a force for good around the world, [read...]
BMW drivers across the country are complaining that the reduction of traffic caused by the lockdown makes normal driving “next to impossible.” Gary Dickhead of South-south-Chelsea (Tooting) explained, “My life has been turned upside down; [read...]
Leader of the House and 1850’s throwback, Jacob Rees-Mogg has assured the public he is doing all he can to have his patented ventilators delivered to the NHS, by December at the very latest. The “SS Great Britain” machines are based on an original design by the renowned engineer, [read...]
After months of wrangling between life-long villagers and affluent newcomers, a High Court judge has ruled that the name of the tiny Dorset village of Schroatham should correctly be pronounced ‘scrotum’.
The dispute around the name of the village had originated following an influx of newcomers to the area attracted by newly built executive homes and high-speed rail links. [read...]
Renowned travel expert Simon Calder has admitted that the furthest he has ever been is outside to his postage stamp sized garden. A shame faced Calder (69) said, ‘I’m agoraphobic, so I hate going out. [read...]