With him surviving, that meant we would still have to explain everything using glove puppets, call PMQs ‘BoBo nap time’ and send all the pretty interns to family planning.’ [read...]
Used as a backdrop for his online briefings, Gove’s bookcase features eugenicist, fascists and an autobiography of James Corden. [read...]
The App itself will involve leeches and being dunked in the village pond. Those infected, will be expected to carry a bell at all times, with a sign saying ‘20% off a family ticket for Blackgang Chine’. [read...]
