At the penultimate day of the National Symposium of Dog Philosophy yesterday, the atmosphere became tense as Rex, a 14 year old cocker spaniel and President of the Bilateral Association of Ruminating Canines (BARC), announced the conclusion of a 20 year study of ‘Who’s a Good Boy?’ [read...]
Meanwhile, the government further dismissed news that the UK also has the highest number of deaths from coronavirus of any country in Europe. “This is just an artefact of statistics” continued Hancock, “it is simply because we have been counting deaths that we know this – without that, [read...]
‘I really should have seen this coming’, said a tearful Mystic. [read...]
“We’ve all been there, haven’t we? Only this morning, while out on my daily permitted stroll, a sweaty, out of breath jogger, exhaling buckets of sweat and virus particles came up behind me and I had to practically jump into a hedge to avoid him. [read...]
