Dark Lord of the Sieve Paul Hollywood, is to begin punching and headbutting people who fail their challenges in the 2016 Great British Bake Off, it has emerged. Having exhausted his supply of withering and self-esteem crushing put-downs last series, [read...]
The government made its ambitious pledge at a press conference in Whitehall in a live link-up with the nation’s media, except that they forgot to unmute their Zoom app. [read...]
‘I knew it was a fool’s errand as soon as Susan said we should use an ‘off-white’ shade to contrast with the ‘duck egg blue’ tiles, whatever that all means,’ said Michael, 45 [read...]
