‘Welcome back to Eight out of Eleventeen Cads Does Countdown, and it’s Matt Hancock’s turn to choose the numbers. Matt?’ ‘Yes, I’ll have two tests from the top for the NHS, four from the middle for care home workers, [read...]
The British public have volunteered to take part in a six-month experiment, to see just how far they will go to obey an authority figure who cannot even wash his own hands. Boris Johnson plans to give increasingly dangerous instructions to citizens, [read...]
As Education Secretary and all arsehole head boys rolled into one, Gareth Williamson indicated that a possible staged reopening of schools, it has confirmed that proper measures will be deployed so that bullies will be fully equipped with PPE to safely continue executing wedgies and other evil deeds. [read...]
