Thanks to a one-hour interview with Dominic Cummings, the British public are convinced that a 12th century ruin, in Teesside, is the gateway to Narnia. So jealous are they of Mr. Cummings’ day out, they now believe he was sneaking off to visit something really exciting; [read...]
Customers flocking to the nation’s newly re-opened garden centres were shocked to find that they’d all be cleaned out of wheelbarrows, almost as soon as they’d opened for business. By 7.30 in the morning, The Sunny Pastures garden centre in Swindon had sold all its wheelbarrows to market traders masquerading as gardening enthusiasts. [read...]
A review of the pretty Durham town of Barnard Castle, left on the popular website Trip Advisor and written by Dominic Cummings following his recent visit there, has come to light this afternoon. A mere four hours from Islington, [read...]
