President Trump has surprised military strategists by declaring war on Antifa and the Grenadiers in the wake of rioting across the US. “The Antifa, the Grenadiers – they’ve been radicalised,” said President Trump. “And they’re invading our cities and drawing penises on our statues. [read...]
An angry office worker has been left speechless after his manager told him to return to work despite not being able to iron a shirt. “They told me to go back in this morning after only giving me a weeks notice. [read...]
As Britain basks in less shit than usual weather, men up and down the country are heading outside to cook meat with fire. The time honoured tradition of “bar-be-cue” sees male humans get in touch with their hunter gatherer ancestry by aimlessly poking at lumps of meat on a flame grill until it is crispy,… [read...]
The Queen has waded into the ‘Black Lives Matter’ protest by going on an early morning horse ride in the grounds of Windsor Castle. The monarch joined protestors in their condemnation of police brutality against black people by saddling up her favourite horse and riding around the estate for over an hour. [read...]
Charity Shops up and down the land have expressed trepidation about coming back to work in the coming days fearing having to search through all sorts of random, useless shite the nation has left in front of their shops following bored, [read...]
