After failing to Make America Great Again, Donald Trump has moved to Plan B – Make Turds Shine Again. “People said it couldn’t be done, you can’t polish a turd”, the President said. “But I’ve built a career on polishing turds. [read...]
The distress caused by friendship with vegans outweighs the health benefits usually associated with friendship, studies reveal. “It isn’t just the complications at mealtimes or the embarrassing footwear”, said an expert. “It’s also the passive aggressive smugness. [read...]
The surge in popularity of bread making for those in lockdown is well documented but reports are now coming in from all over the country of brutal beatings of local people who have been sharing their creations on Social Media. [read...]
