PM Johnson disappointed not to get a go on his riot water cannons


Prime Minister Boris Johnson today expressed his disappointment over the protests in London and across the UK as he really wanted to have a go at one of his water cannons.

“I was disappointed that the protests turned to violence in some areas but the real tragedy is that I thought I was going to get a go on a water cannon, “ he told press. “Not only have the water cannons been decommissioned there has been nothing as fun to replace them. No taser-nets. No quick drying concrete guns. No marble bombs to make everyone fall over. Nothing. This is a dark day for London.”

When asked what he thought about the protests that were largely undertaken peacefully across the country, he simply shock his head, mumbled and mimed shooting a water cannon at the reporters.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2020 by

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