On being informed of the PM’s ‘prang’ just outside the Houses of Parliament, the purple puppet-master, who’s been keeping an uncharacteristically low road profile himself of late, he alleged to have bellowed; ‘Told you, he’s just shit at everything’. [read...]
Unbelievable scenes across the world today as every single thing happened to everyone everywhere, causing widespread panic and an unprecedented amount of use of the word unprecedented. [read...]
BLM protesters and far right extremists are said to be perplexed over what action to take over dozens of reclining figures sculpted by Henry Moore and on display in public spaces throughout the UK. With most weighing over a couple of tons and miles away from the nearest harbour the statues are presenting a serious challenge to protesting aficionados. [read...]
Hertfordshire police have reported a 100% success following their advertising campaign telling people ‘Don’t commit crime’. Despite widespread ridicule and mockery in the national media, it appears that all lawbreakers needed was a clearly worded signpost from the local police force telling them to stop, [read...]
Oldham Council Planning Committee have once again rejected the application for planning permissions from Pig, Pig and Pig builders. Mr B B Wolfe, responding for the Committee has pointed out that previous applications have been rejected for not following building regulations and being built prior to permission being approved. [read...]
