After losing her Twitter account and the freedom-of-speech argument, shit-bag-for-life Katie Hopkins has hit back by setting up her own micro-blogging site, and banning all the people who break her rules. Finally realising that Twitter is not a right, [read...]
Mr & Mrs Agnew of Port Talbot have inadvertently driven their Ford Focus across 14.5 million sq. km of sub-nautical landscape, after a disagreement over which is the quickest route to Swansea. Relying heavily on their aging Satnav, [read...]
Government mumbling convinced you that public transport is now magically safe? Feeling fed up and suspiciously peaky after a week staring in moistly sardined disbelief at the array of hacking humanity around you? Distract yourself and collect points with our miasmic Eye-Spy Guide to Plague Times Public Travel! [read...]
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
Archaeologists have confirmed that the recently discovered ring of prehistoric shafts, were in fact a rudimentary attempt by the Health Secretary to monitor the spread of Coronavirus, while ensuring favourable crop yield. The two-mile circle is said to be an early attempt at social distancing and that standing behind the central stones was far more… [read...]
