Wetherspoons Marketing Director, Matt ‘Brexit’ Brannigan, responded to the Prime Minister’s directive that pubs can soon reopen, by announcing the launch of the company’s new breakfast beer, Hair of the Dog. “Research suggests that a lot of our customers would prefer to drink something stronger than tea or coffee with their Traditional English Breakfasts, [read...]
The Prime Minister has declared a significant relaxing of lockdown rules, with 2m distancing to be downgraded to ‘no tongues’. Unfortunately, Mr Johnson’s track record on planning is patchy; be it planning to not build a bridge or not-planning for family planning. [read...]
Technical hiccups left the mechanical conspirators in disarray. [read...]
Seventies TV comedy and quiz shows arrive in the 21st century Covid-19 era. With updated PC versions starting with: Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Distancing Club. Love Thy Neighbour Regardless. Bless All Our Houses. People About The House. [read...]
Boris Johnson told MP’s that his F number has dropped to its lowest rate ever, blaming his spell in hospital with Covid-19, the birth of his new son and social distancing measures put in place in March. [read...]
