As the government has now given cinemas the go-ahead to open from July the fourth, film fans have been busy snapping up tickets online. ‘We can’t wait’, said Gary Nelhams, 38, a furloughed Pilates data analyst from Bromsgrove. [read...]
Scientists from Cambridge University have confirmed that it is way too hot at the moment. “We ran a number of very complicated scientific tests and the results show that it is definitely too hot.” said the lead researcher, [read...]
The government has defended the Commons’ vote against ending austerity for public sector workers, including the emergency services, in a ‘clarification statement’ that concluded that these workers were ‘vital but not THAT vital’. Tory MPs continued their wild cheering as the slogan they are going to use for the next few months appeared on their… [read...]
There was immediate concern and widespread distress when an aircraft was seen bearing an offensive message. Almost half-a dozen people, with powerful binoculars, were just able to distinguish the sign when it was carefully pointed out to them, [read...]
The Independent newspaper has published an interview with the actress Maxine Peake, which has so outraged the Leader of the Labour Party, that he has sacked someone who had nothing to do with it. In a principled stance, [read...]
