Announcing that the coronavirus was ‘on the run’, Prime Minister Boris Johnson today announced that brothels, dogging sites, shebeens, houses of ill repute and illegal raves would all open with immediate effect. Libraries are expected to follow suit in December if it’s safe enough. [read...]
As the current series draws to a close, MasterChef presenter Greg Wallace has revealed that next year’s Celebrity MasterChef will feature ‘an additional twist’ in that those failing to qualify for the next round will be notified via a bullet to the head. [read...]
Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rishi Sunak, has had his crayons out and under the rainbow and ladybird scribbles are documents from Labour which were scrapped by David Cameron and now shamelessly resurrected as Conservative brilliance. [read...]
Wimbledon freaks! Sunk in a trough of depression for the last 2 weeks by being forced to live a normal life having normal conversations with normal people in normal society? By now you’d usually be spouting on abut British players being robbed, [read...]
Boris Johnson has produced more examples of care home incompetence, following his allegations that the spread of Covid-19 is all their fault, as none of them would know what a face mask is if it fell on their heads. [read...]
