Not satisfied with listening to crackly LPs on his gramophone, 39-year-old David Prince from Horsham is now boring his friends on the merits of grainy video cassettes of 1980s sex. So far Mr Prince has confined himself to VHS format tapes, [read...]
Mary Trump, the niece of the Supreme Leader of the USA, has made another devastating claim about him in her new book. Apart from telling the world that Mr Trump believes he is the Messiah, [read...]
Aesop’s family have disowned him after what they describe as ‘years of mental abuse’.
Aesop’s daughter explained ‘Every bloody day was the same. You’d ask Dad for pocket money and he’d answer you with a story about a giraffe and a pig, [read...]
The Prime Minister has said we need to show our appreciation for the unsung heroes of lockdown, those who are profiteering from the suffering of others; such as putting James Corden in a film. Clap for the embezzlers, [read...]